Monday, June 25, 2012

Tiny Terror

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

A PSA on Anatomy

Last Friday, the unsuspecting customers at the local Tanner's Coffee got an impromptu lesson on anatomy.

Benjamin (while I'm drinking my mocha): Mommy, you don't have a penis.
Me: No, I don't.
Benjamin: What do you have?
Me (in as quiet a voice as possible): A vagina.
Benjamin (in a louder voice to make up for my quiet one): A VAGINA??

I suppose I should say they got a lesson on my anatomy.